At the tone, the time will be:
Time to Worship.

A while back, the great and benevolent did smile Her blessings upon myself. And so, with gratitude and humility, I did so swear to take Her Word to the masses. And that glorious day is now upon us, for it is my great honor to announce the foundation of...

THE CHURCH OF SAESAMATOLOGY

Go now, and sing of Her glory!

Positions within the church that are still open include:

High Priest
Priest/ess:
Priest/ess
Priest/ess
First Holy Kissass:
Second Holy Kissass
Prophet:
The 10 Monks and/or Monkettes
Cultist Advisor:
Come and hear the word! And then GTFO there and spread it!

_{My only excuse is that I DID promise to start a cult. Not that that will save me when the other deities come to kill me.}

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